Matthew Shadley Band

Lyrics

She drives her Tesla to the Whole Foods store
She supports Ukraine, and the proxy war
She seems so worldly by the way she's dressed
She looks pretty good, I must confess
It's a charming life but it's a scam
In the make-believe world of Instagram
In another time or another place
Virtue signals are in poor taste
And when she opens her mouth
You find that nobody's there

She's a hashtag woman in a hashtag world
With a hashtag life on a string of pearls
A hashtag woman who doesn't even care
That I'm lost and lonely and in despair
A hashtag woman with her hashtag life
She's less profound for a trophy wife
A hashtag woman who can simplify
What her friends and followers amplify

You can learn a lot from a bumper sticker
Like how to coexist with a politicker
Whose philosophies reduce to slogans
For people wearing designer brogans
She loves her mother who resembles the earth
And her stick-figure family, for what it's worth
Her kids made the honor roll, you can tell
It's on her window, her life has gone well
And when she opens her mouth
You find that nobody's there

She's a hashtag woman in a hashtag world
With a hashtag life on a string of pearls
A hashtag woman who doesn't even care
That I'm lost and lonely and in despair
A hashtag woman with her hashtag life
She's less profound for a trophy wife
A hashtag woman who can simplify
What her friends and followers amplify

Oh, It's a hashtag world
Oh, it's a hashtag world

Lyrics & Music: Matthew Shadley Brauer, Copyright 2023 (BMI). All rights reserved.