Lyrics

Why are you so angry
Why are you so cross
Why are you demanding
To speak to my boss

You’re making a scene
You’re disturbing the store
I’ve never met anyone
Quite like you before

Oh Karen
What am I gonna do?
I’m head over heels
Just thinking bout you

Oh Karen
How’s this going to end?
Would you take me as a lover
Or even as a friend

I know you’re upset
Behind that double mask
I’m trying to do my job, but
You’re taking me to task

Your hair looks so nice
In a Kate Gosselin way
Let’s go out to dinner
And leave this affray

Oh Karen
What am I gonna do?
I’m head over heels
Just thinking bout you

Oh Karen
How’s this going to end?
Would you take me as a lover
Or even as a friend

Karen please forgive me
If I just don’t understand
How some things never work out
The way they were planned

You can signal your virtue
Like a calling card or an art
But like any conformist
You’re blessed with an ice cold heart

Oh Karen
What am I gonna do?
I’m head over heels
Just thinking bout you

Oh Karen
How’s this going to end?
Would you take me as a lover
Or even as a friend